It was a bright frosty morning; I was sitting in my living room drinking some hot chocolate in my tardis cup when suddenly some ninjas burst through my front door and burst into my living room I was stunned as one of them flew towards me and sent a hard kick into my face, I collapsed to the floor and fell unconscious.
As I awoke to a excruciating pain, I clutched my head and looked around the room to find that my Christmas tree had been stolen, I was slightly upset but more angry than anything else, as I stared at the spot where my Christmas tree had been I noticed that a note had been left by the ninjas nothing was written on it but there was a boomerang attached with a picture of my tree and another of Japan and it was then that I knew I had to save Christmas and get revenge for my tree.
I knew I was going on a long trip so I got prepared I packed some clothes as well as my baseball bat just in case, I wrote a note to my family explaining what I was about to do and where I was about to set off as I left my house I began to head down to the dock looking around at my town and think about how important it is to save Christmas, because sometime in every man’s life they choose something that is so important they are willing to go and chase some ninjas to Japan instead of just buying another tree.
As I sat at the dock waiting for a friend who I got in touch with to come pick me up on his boat I heard a voice come from behind me, “you won’t beat ninja with bat” said the voice, I jumped and shot around to the man he looked normal enough and I recognised him instantly as would anyone...but it was impossible.
It was Mr. Miyagi even stranger he was a ghost, “uh...hi” I said, what else I could say, my day had already taken a strange turn already so I there was nothing else that could surprise me or so I thought “I teach you kung fu to beat ninja” he said softly, I was stunned I didn’t know what to think but the ghost of Mr. Miyagi was not giving me much of a choice, as the boat arrived i met up with my friend Charlie....he was a pirate with a ship and a crew and was happy to help me get my tree back from the ninjas.
As it turns out that pirates and ninjas have a rivalry that has been spanning centuries, it also turned out I was the only one who could see Mr. Miyagi, all the crew thought I was crazy talking to thin air, my training had begun I first had to clean the boat from head to toe and wax it then take the wax off, a few days later i found that cleaning and waxing helped me fight with concentration (now I am sure if this was a film there would be an amazing montage of my training but seeing as this is a story I will skip ahead ) we were in Japanese waters and i was close to saving Christmas and my tree.
As we were close to a island that one of the pirates said the ninjas train I could feel a cold chill all around us, I closed my eyes and sat next to the ghost of Mr. Miyagi we sat in silence in a meditated state “you feel that?” Miyagi asked I nodded and asked Charlie to be ready for a fight and the crew drew their swords and I got prepared, suddenly a bunch of quick ninjas burst from the water and began to attack the pirates with katana swords, and martial arts while the pirates fought back with cutlass swords and cage tactics and even worse the ninjas were winning.
I used all of my training that Mr. Miyagi had shown me I was fighting 6 ninjas at once and I was winning I was impressed I was lasting this long, my friend Charlie joined the fight with me and fought bravely until he was stabbed and decapitated by some ninjas, the ninjas fell back to the other end of the boat and brought out the boomerangs and lobbed them at us we all got hit and some of the pirates cried in pain then one of the crew produced a hand grenade and tossed it at the ninjas and they were blown up.
I jumped over the edge of the boat and swam to the island, I knew I was close to finally saving Christmas and my tree, when I got onto shore I could see a building in the middle of the island I knew that this was where I my tree had to be, it took me 3 hours to reach the building all I had was Mr. Miyagi to talk to, I didn’t know what had happened with the pirates I hopped they were ok as my mind trails off to Charlie and how I shall avenge him.
I opened the door to the old building, the building itself was old but inside I could see computers and technology that looked too high tech for 2011, the building was empty but I looked around just in case as I saw a strange looking object and button, I pressed the button and I seemed to have teleported into a strange looking space ship with strange alien beings all around me “we have an intruder!!” the alien shouted to the rest and they began to dress up as ninjas “how did he get in intruder window” I quipped it was then I took the time to look around the room and see my tree and worked out that these aliens were the ninjas that stole my tree and killed my friend Charlie.
I had an epic fight between the alien ninjas and their weapons but thanks to my training I was able to overpower them and their leader leaped at me with such anger in his eyes i took a grenade from my pocket that I had taken from one of the pirates and shoved it in the alien ninja leaders mouth “this is for Christmas” I said as I pushed him away and he blew up i had won the battle and saved Christmas and my tree.
After the trek home i put my tree back up and relaxed with some more hot chocolate and spent the rest of Christmas with Mr. Miyagi’s ghost and it was the best Christmas ever.
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